sorrygirlsisuckcock:

http://sorrygirlsisuckcock.tumblr.com/

chaneladdict:

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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(Source: chrisprattdelicious, via thats-so-meme)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via zackisontumblr)

sneakymonster:

dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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I CAN’T BREATHE
THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
MOM I AM SO SORRY

(via zackisontumblr)

fancymen:

ғ ᴀ ɴ ᴄ ʏ ᴍ ᴇ ɴ

(Source: condom)

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
smilesandvials:

Update: it is hilarious

smilesandvials:

Update: it is hilarious

(via frenchwhorn)

I think about you moaning my name.

(Source: juggle-k, via leviathans-in-the-tardis)

ratchetmessreturns:

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ratchetmessreturns:

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(via that-filipino-kid)

whats-the-big-deal:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

hes doing us all a favor

whats-the-big-deal:

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

hes doing us all a favor

(via that-filipino-kid)

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

(Source: theamericangurl, via circumcising)

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

(Source: northbound, via circumcising)